If you are a lawyer or have ever considered hiring a lawyer to sue someone over their personal thoughts and ideas, you are not allowed to view this site until you have completed the following steps:

1. Create a document with the following sections
   • A disclaimer about the content of this LaRC website that imdemnifies us of any responsibility for the content on our site.
   • A clause restricting you from filing a lawsuit against us or any of our members.
   • A clause that states that if you break your own agreement not to sue us you will be responsible for all court costs of both parties, and will have to pay someone to show up in court as our representative. It must also include a strongly unambiguous clause stating that you must voluntarily lose this court case.
   • The finished document must contain between 4000 and 7000 words, inclusive, as reported by a POSIX.2-compliant version of the UNIX 'wc' command. The document must be written from a first-person point of view. At least one-third (1/3) of the document must be written in Shakespherian Prose, and must have an 8-bit checksum of forty-two (42).
2. Sign this document, and also endorse it with the signatures of ten (10) witnesses, and the Chief Justice of the US Supreme Court.
3. Mail three (3) copies of the document to: LaRC student group Rhodes 807, PO Box 210030 Cincinnati OH 45221-0030 along with a US $100 processing fee.

We will reply* within six (6) to eight (8) weeks indicating whether or not you are then permitted to view our website.

*We reserve the right to ignore documents mailed from US postal addresses.